celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

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ohdickins:

littl-ebird:

laviesanspeur:

lightly-living:

iam-livingdeadgirl:

nevvzealand:

one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days

i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….

Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought no tears as in crying too

MY LIFE IS A LIE

NO

well

THEN WHY THE FUCK IS THERE AN EYE BALL ON THE BOTTLE..

(Source: lon-gnome, via niicolex)

gq:

IT’S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN.

MARRY ME

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angelshavethephonebox:

fuckwhyischoosingaurlsohard:

do you ever come up with a story in your head and you’re like ‘OMG THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING IN THE HISTORY OF EVER I THINK I’LL WRITE THIS’

but then you don’t know how to write and its just

ALL THE FUCKING TIME

(Source: the-femslash-fairy, via sarcasmismybestfriend)

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psychedelicweedtrip:

No
You
Didn’t

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jordanorsomething:

CRYING

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sofapizza:

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threadsinthistapestry:

buzzfeed:

Raven understood what being a teenager was really like.

The last one killed me

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duckstapler:

me too spongebob

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lsimhbiwfefmtlol:

This is why they remade Spiderman.

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420steven:

forget-the-alamo:

nishlo:

so the senior prank was when the 2nd period bell rang they all laid down and some people had blankets and stuff and they called it the senior snuggle and it went on for like 45 minutes and it was amazing

the seniors at my old high school did the exact same thing today

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